Frankie: [v.o.] It's funny. You think you know what your family does when they walk out the door every morning, but you know what? You don't always know everything.
Frankie: [mouth full] So how was everybody's day?
Brick: The test was good. Nothing special.
Sue: Normal day.
Axl: [mouth full] Fishing was good.
Mike: [mouth full] Yep. How was work?
Frankie: You know. Work's work.
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep. These were gonna be great stories-- someday. But not today.
[title: "Mike never looked at another woman again." "Axl went on to look at many of them." "Brick went on to middle school, but did not get into the honors program because he failed to use a number two pencil." "Sue made herself so sick, she couldn't go to school for two days and missed a surprise visit by Katie Couric." "Dr. Frankie Heck never practiced fake medicine again and paid her bills on time... mostly."]