Axl: It's just... ugh! Cassidy and her dumb ex-boyfriend. She's all into him now.
Mike: Oh. She said that?
Axl: No, but it's totally obvious. He stayed for dinner the other night.
Mike: So she invited him?
Axl: No. She was all, "Oh, my God, Axl, this is so awkward. Are you okay?"
Mike: So what'd you say?
Axl: I said it was fine, but then he shows up at school and invites us to build houses for poor people.
Mike: Sounds like a real jerk.
Axl: Yeah. So today, we're hammering nails and sawing boards and stuff, and of course, he's all good at it, and then I drop one wall and slam my hand in a car door, and everyone's all, "Oh, my God, are you okay?
Do you want us to take you to the hospital? You want a granola bar? You want some tea?" I mean, right? You had to be there.
Mike: Were you there?
Axl: Uh... you-- you know what? You don't get it, 'cause... [blows raspberry] they were... they... I'm an idiot.
Mike: There you go.