Cassidy: So your score of 0 out of 20 on the quiz makes it pretty clear that you read nothing about the Bay Of Pigs invasion.
Axl: Well, in my defense, I was totally sitting down to read this, when the guys called me and invited me to the lake. [laughs] Everyone was there. And PS, awesomeness ensued. Why didn't you go?
Cassidy: See, this is why I hate high school. All everyone does is go to lame parties. And for your information, I had to study. And so should you. You have a test tomorrow.
Axl: No. The teacher said yesterday it was the day after tomorrow.
Cassidy: Wow. God does not give with both hands.
Axl: And that means what?
Cassidy: It means attractive people are usually not that bright.
Axl: You think I'm attractive?
Cassidy: I didn't mean it that way. Okay, um, so where was I? The Bay Of Pigs. Right. It's important 'cause, um, it was a crucial moment in history. I mean, those three days were fraught with confusion and tension. JFK had only been in office a couple of months. He barely knew what he was doing, and yet he knew he had to take bold action. He deployed-
Axl: [leans across the table and kisses Cassidy] How you like high school now? [clicks tongue]
Cassidy: Seriously? Oh, my God. I have to go.
Axl: What? Oh... you were vibing me all these signals, and you were saying how you never go to parties, and you were talking about tension and deployment and stuff. What was I supposed to do?