Sue: Brick, I didn't mean it. It's not your fault Mom left.
Brick: No, you're right. I drone. And Mom's always pretending she's interested, not like Dad.
Sue: It was probably my fault. I'm the one who used her shower yesterday. That could have tipped her over the edge.
Brick: But that's only 'cause Axl was hogging up our bathroom.
Sue: You're right. And let's not forget they were Axl's toenails mom ate. Axl! It was you. It's all your fault Mom left. You're selfish and you're snarky and you only think of yourself, and Mom was probably sick of it.
Axl: Well, you're an embarrassing dork-cheese. You think Mom wants to be associated with that?
Sue: You never empty the dishwasher, no matter how many times Mom asks!
Axl: That's because you never put the dishes in it like you're supposed to, and besides, you don't do the laundry like she asks!
Sue: I don't know how to work it!