Frankie: Look, I'm in sales, too, so if you think you're gonna sucker me into buying something I don't need, guess again. I just need something for the yellow blob and the sideways lines sometimes up and down, and I'll be on my way.
Man: Excuse me. Yeah, I got this a week ago, and... I don't know. I just don't like it.
Salesman: Um, returns are right over there, sir, and you know our motto, "If you ain't happy, we ain't happy, no questions asked."
Frankie: So he can just return it like that?
Salesman: Yeah. We have a 14-day "any reason" return policy.
Frankie: Wow, that is so nice of you. Okay, wait. So let's say I buy a TV and I ain't happy for, you know, whatever reason, after... Friday - just picking a random day - I can return it?
Salesman: Yep. Just a $25 restocking fee.
Frankie: Hold the phone! HDMI 1.4? You know, you guys should put that bigger on your tag. I'll take it!