Frankie: So, Mr. Ehlert... about the seminar that we are going to... Really honored that you picked me... For the seminar that we're going to. I just hope we're not late for that session on...
Mr. Ehlert: come on, Frances. You're a smart woman. You know there's no seminar.
Frankie: Oh, no. Okay, I just want to remind you, Mr. Ehlert, that my husband is quite tall, and he gets very jealous.
Mr. Ehlert: Oh, jeez. Get over yourself. If I wanted to cheat on my wife, I'd go to a big city and do it with an ethnic gal. You're taking me to my colonoscopy.
Frankie: Wait. Your what now?
Mr. Ehlert: My colonoscopy. There's only two doctors who do 'em in Orson, and I sold both of 'em lemons, so I gotta get it done in Indy.
Frankie: Hold on. But what about the seminar? I mean, I read up on variable rate auto loans. And I thought you saw potential in me.
Mr. Ehlert: I do. Potential to drive me back tonight. I'll be under a light anesthesia.
Frankie: So you lied to me? All of this is just a big lie to get me to drive you to your colonoscopy?
Mr. Ehlert: Oh, stop whining, Frances. I couldn't let the other guys know about this. I need them to respect me.
Frankie: What about my respect?!
Mr. Ehlert: Not following you. Now be a good girl and rub my shoulders. I get very tense when I drive.