Quote from Pat in A Simple Christmas
Pat: Frankie, why don't you let 'em open their presents? Frankie: Because I told you we were doing a simple Christmas! Pat: [scoffs] Well, I didn't think you meant us, too. Frankie: Oh, you knew I meant you, too, and you ignored me! You've been winking and waving at me all over the place since you got here! Pat: Well, I am sorry, Frankie, but there is no way I was participating in that insanity. A simple Christmas is just really a lame idea. [Frankie gasps] Tag: I told you not to tell her that. Pat: Well, you don't cut back at Christmas. It's Christmas! Frankie: Who are you people? When I was a kid, for my allowance, I got one cent for every year of my life. That means when I was 12, I got 12 pennies, Mom. 12 pennies! Pat: Well, back then, we were parents. Now we're grandparents. We have to be grand. It's in the title! Tag: There ain't no pockets in heaven.