Mike: Hey, there's a message from Coach Giesken. You gotta send back your medical evaluation before summer practice starts.
Axl: Yeah, I don't know. Morgan told me I shouldn't play football next year seeing as how practice might cut into our summer together, so...
[later that night:]
Mike: But if he doesn't play, he'll never get a scholarship. And with no scholarship, he can kiss college goodbye. He'll end up in some crappy job, living in our basement, eating all our food and stealing beer money. I don't like her, Frankie. I just don't.
Mike: I know, I know.
Frankie: [v.o.] I slept surprisingly well that night... I think because nature made it that only one parent can worry at a time. Nature's smart that way. And the truth is, we didn't have to worry about Morgan for long. Axl continued to date the love of his life for three more weeks... until the new foreign-exchange student arrived from Finland.