Axl: Mom, check out this awesome watch Dad gave me.
Frankie: Oh, awesome. Everybody has the time on their phones now, but that's great. [Axl walks off] Are you kidding me?!
Mike: What?
Frankie: I'm trying to be cool, so I don't make my son breakfast or hug him or anything and then you waltz in here with the most heartfelt gift of all time. Where was that gift-giving skill during inflatable footbath season?
Mike: You use it.
Frankie: Yeah, I have a fungus!