Mike: Not just that. We're not gonna make fun of it.
Axl: Or you.
Brick: Or the hats.
Sue: Or talk during it.
Brick: Or read during it.
Sue: Or call it "lame" or "snore" or pretend to gouge our eyes out... Axl. And we're all gonna stay awake through all of it.
Frankie: Even the waving on the balcony part?
Mike: Yep. And I'm even gonna study up so I know who everybody is. Sue's making me royal flash cards.
Frankie: Oh, you guys. Oh, this is the best gift ever! And I am not even pretending or anything. I mean, your dad was acting so weird that I thought it was gonna be something horrible. But I-I love it. I really love it. [Frankie hugs Mike]
Mike: Ooh, your boobs are freezing.