Frankie: Hey, you got mail on the counter.
Axl: Oh, yeah? What's it say?
Frankie: How would I know? It's addressed to you.
Axl: Mm. Ooh. "Dear Axl, so nice to hear from you after all of these years. Your thank-you note brightened my day with laughter. You always were a charming fellow. Here's $2. Treat yourself to a video. Uncle Ralph."
Frankie: Aww. Uncle Ralph's a great guy. Don't forget to write him a thank-you note for that money.
Axl: [drops to the ground] Noooooo!
Frankie: [v.o.] Unfortunately for Axl, he got 10 more responses, totaling $8... all requiring thank-yous. Well, it's like they say... "No good deed goes unpunished."