Brick: Axl, how much longer is it gonna take you to finish those? Turns out I'm not a woods or alley kind of guy. I need a private place to bring Cindy now that the school won't allow us to make out anymore.
Axl: Thinkin' I'll be done by the end of the day.
Brick: [sighs] Great.
Axl: With the first one.
Brick: What?! That'll take forever!
Axl: Mm. Gonna let you in on a little secret here, Brick. Your brother, which you look up to like a god, has got one weakness... writin' things good.
Brick: Oh, boo-hoo. You're bad at one thing? I'm bad at a million things. But I have one girl in the universe who wants to kiss me, and I can't, because you can't write a thank-you note from when you were 8 years old?