Brick: Thanks for wrecking my baby, Axl. She's supposed to have a different cry for every need, but they all just sound like she's possessed by the devil. By any chance, do you know where her other arm is?
Axl: No. But let me give you a little parenting tip... swing it by its leg and hold it near the microwave. It likes that. [squirts cream into mouth]
Brick: Well, this is just perfect. How am I supposed to get a good grade with this mutant baby? Mrs. Kozicki already has a target on my back.
Axl: Bluck. Mrs. Kozicki. She used to hate me. [squirts cream into mouth]
Brick: Oh, my God. Now it all makes sense. She had a chip on her shoulder before I even set foot in her class. She thinks I'm just another horrible Heck male, and she gave me this baby as revenge. You're the reason she hates me. It's because she hated you first! You! You!