Mike: I'm sick of you two fighting. You're either patching the hole or patching your mouths. I don't care which.
Sue: But I came home to relax for the weekend. You know, college students today are suffering record levels of anxiety due to the rise in parents' unrealistic expectations for success.
Mike: Let me put your mind at ease. We don't care.
Brick: But this kind of repair is way out of my league. I was only recently cleared to use scissors.
Mike: Hey, you two put the hole in the wall, you two are the ones that are gonna fix it.
Brick: [sighs] You know, we're still in the system with Child Protective Services. I make one phone call...
Mike: [o.s.] Get it done.