Axl: I'm sorry, Brick. I just really don't want to go on this trip.
Brick: On the plus side, every time we see Grandpa Big Mike he gives us each $5.
Axl: Yeah, I guess, but five bucks doesn't get you that much anymore. I feel like he could kick it up a notch.
Brick: Well, he is pretty old. He probably still thinks $5 is a lot of money.
Axl: Of course he does! Pretty sure he bought his house for, like, $5. But this is untenable, Brick. That means not tenable. Okay, let me think. Hold on. Oh, okay. Here's the plan. When we see Grandpa, drop a few hints. You know, casually work into the conversation that things cost more these days.
Brick: I could mention bookmarks have gone from a nickel to eight cents.
Axl: Have they ever done genetic testing on us 'cause I'd be very interested in those results.