Axl: Oh, wow. Look who it is... family of naysayers. You said no one was gonna want Bwine. Well, yours truly did a little market research. And before I got chased out of The Frugal Hoosier, I got a lot of great data. Guess what? 2 out of 10 people were mildly interested. Therefore, we can safely assume that 20% of all people in America love Bwine.
Mike: Well, 100% of the people on the couch want you to move.