Quote from Brick in Meet The Parents
Principal Cameron: Okay, Mr. Heck, let's wrack our brains and think. Is there anybody else that you could call? Like a kid from another school that doesn't know you very well? Or a janitor that you're inappropriately close with? Brick: Well, I didn't want to have to play this card, but I guess I can call my ex-girlfriend. Principal Cameron: You have a girlfriend? Brick: Ex-girlfriend. And I dumped her. Principal Cameron: You dumped her. Brick: But that was a while ago. I'm sure she's over it by now. [on cell phone] Hello, Cindy? It's me, Brick. Hello? Hello? Principal Cameron: Okay, Mr. Heck, it's late, and I'd like to go home. I mean, it isn't much, but I'd still like to go there. Is there anybody else that you can call? You know, just like, any body?