Quote from Mike in Vive La Hecks
Frankie: Mike, your son's gonna be home from Europe any second. Where's your "you"? Mike: I told you I'm not holding that. [Frankie sighs] Sue: Ooh! He's on Plum Street! Frankie: Get up! Get up! He's almost here! Mike: Keep your pants on. I'll get up when he's on Birchwood. Sue: He's on Birchwood! Mike: My boy's almost home!