Axl: [groans] I don't want to talk about it, Brick. We're never mentioning this ever again. No one needs to know I only moved the 'Bago two feet.
Brick: You didn't move it at all.
Axl: You're mean. This isn't fair. Used to be, I was feeling weak, I'd just do a couple of push-ups and get my strength right back, but, my God, what is happening to me? You think it was all those Froot Loop sandwiches? Oh, God. [groans] Froot Loop sandwiches. Don't look at my big butt.
Brick: Axl, get a hold of yourself. I got rescued by my girlfriend, and even I'm embarrassed for you.
Axl: Look, I'm about to graduate. Pretty soon, I'm gonna be sitting at a desk all day doing whatever it is I'm supposed to be doing, and I'm just gonna decay. I am one step closer to becoming Mom and Dad.