Axl: All right. Thank you all for signing in. As you can see, we are sitting in the dining room featuring a low-maintenance Formica table. And over here, we have the European-style kitchen featuring a fridge and bonus second-story access. Now, the fridge holds up to three cans of your favorite beverage and an apple.
Hutch: Now, you might want to supplement that with a cooler or two, but on the plus side, you can use them for seats. That's right. The possibilities of 'Bago living are endless.
Axl: Now if you'll kindly follow us to the bathroom. And I urge all of you to stay together. I don't want to lose anyone. [A girl runs out after sticking her head into the bathroom] You get used to that! You... [door closes] It's not for everyone. [chuckles]