Frankie: Oh, hey! Is it Crazy Hat Day? That's one of my favorites.
Brick: No, it is not.
Frankie: Okay, I'm just gonna say it. You can't be the beret kid. I don't care how many bullying seminars they have. A beret is just a big, fat target on your back.
Brick: It isn't a beret. It's a "tam."
Mike: Yeah, well, be prepared to fish your tam out of the toilet.