Quote from Mike in Ovary and Out
Mike: [answers phone] Hi, honey. Sue: Hey, Dad. Is this a bad time? Mike: No. Matter of fact, it's a good time. Sue: [exhales sharply] Well, I've been thinking. I think I need to put myself out there a little more. Like, I don't know, there's this one guy that I like, but I think he might just see me as a friend. Mike: Well, I don't know if you need boys to be anything more than friends... ever. Sue: Ha ha. Anyway, he drives this safety cart around school, and he's super nice. Mike: Okay, well, I like safety. Safety cart sounds good. Sue: Yeah. I know. Me, too. And if you come...