Brick: Well, Cindy and I are having troubles.
Mike: Oh, good. Your mom's here.
Frankie: Oh, good. Your dad's here.
Frankie: N... It's you, Mike. It's a boy coming to his dad with woman problems.
Mike: No, it's you. He needs help with a girl, and you were once a girl.
Frankie: You know the drill... You got to deal with the same gendered child's problems.
Mike: Well, how's that fair? Then I got to deal with twice as many problems as you.
Brick: It's refreshing to see my parents fighting so much to get out of helping me.