Mike: Text your mom about the dirty carrot.
Axl: Do you know what April would say if she found out Mom had the audacity to say she wasn't smart?
Mike: First you'd have to tell her what "audacity" meant.
Axl: What is that supposed to mean?
Mike: It means your mom is right! Your girlfriend's as dumb as a bag of hammers! And we all think so!
[later, Mike returns home:]
Mike: I'm out. He's not talking to me anymore. And I took Sue and Brick down with me.