Coach: Hey, you. You ever thought about trying out for football?
Brick: Who, me?
Coach: No, the wall of man behind you. I didn't see you at tryouts. What's your name?
Brick: Brick Heck.
Coach: Again, not you. Why don't you come to practice, see if you like it. We could always use help with nose tackle.
Football Player: What's your name?
Troy: Troy Tangaroa.
Psycho: Tango. [all chant "Tango"]