Sue: So, I was introducing myself to my professors, and I think there's been a little mix-up. See, none of them seem to have me on their rosters.
Clerk: Well, let's see if we can't get to the bottom of this mystery, huh? Name?
Sue: Sue Sue Heck.
Clerk: Well, okay. So, did you have a nice summer?
Sue: Oh, my God. It was a-ma-zing. I worked at Dollywood. Girl in the Well for 14 1/2 performances.
Clerk: Well, that sounds like fun. Huh. I'll be darned.
Sue: What?
Clerk: It says you never signed up for any classes. So, tell me. Is that Dolly Parton as nice as they say she is? You know, she seems very down-to-earth.