Hutch: Not cool, bro. Not cool.
Axl: So you fell asleep in one town and woke up in another. It's not a problem, dude. That's an awesome college story.
Hutch: You know what else is an awesome college story? Me graduating college.
Axl: I said I was sorry, all right? Look, I had to see her. We were together all summer. Her eyes are the color of a lake, dude. A lake! Would you just relax? I'm gonna get you to your first class. Nothing happens in the first 15 minutes, anyway. It's just when all the dorky kids introduce themselves to the professors.