Axl: I'll tell you where they are.
Sue: What are you doing?
Axl: I got an app so I can track them.
Sue: Oh, my God. You do worry about Mom and Dad.
Axl: Eugh. Barf. I just use it so I know when it's safe to come home and throw a party in the house or soak in their tube or steal some deli meats.
Sue: She's not picking up.
Axl: That's weird. It says they're in a ditch.
Sue: What?! Oh, no. I saw this story online about bored people who kidnap and murder random victims just for kicks. They're horrible. They kill for thrills. They're thrill killers!
Axl: No way. No one would ever want Mom and Dad.
Sue: That is not true. Mom is really cute. Someone would totally want to kill her!
Axl: Okay, let's go.