Axl: But, hey, it's not like you're the first guy to be brought down by a woman. That goes all the way back to Greek mythology. There's, uh... Janet of Troy, um, Achilles' heel... that has something to do with a woman. And I think we have winter 'cause of a woman.
Brick: Hey, the school posted the scores. I got a 99%. Wait. What if Cindy got 100%? I got to know.
Axl: Who else? There's, um, the Beatles. And the Flintstones. Wilma messed Fred up pretty good.
Brick: [cellphone vibrates] She got a 98%! I'm the valedictorian!
Axl: All hail the nerdiest in the land! This one is on the house. Ha-ha!