Frankie: Oh, please. Look, I know it's exciting to care about things when you're young, but trust me, one day, you're gonna be me. Yeah, I'm your Ghost of Christmas Future. Or do you hate Christmas now, too?
Sue: Oh, I love Christmas, but I hate the merchandising of it.
Frankie: Oh, that's original.
Sue: And I will never be like you. Jeremy and I are gonna change the world.
Frankie: If Jeremy wants to change the world, he should start by being less of a douche.
Sue: Oh, you just want me to be with some boring, un-deep Ken doll. Well, guess what. I will not be Barbie, barefoot and pregnant in her Malibu prison.
Frankie: It wasn't a prison. It was a dream house. It's in the name. And the only reason she was barefoot is 'cause you couldn't keep her damn shoes on.
Sue: Ugh!