Frankie: [answers phone] Oh, hey. How's it going with Marlene?
Mike: Not good. I think I'm on a double date.
Frankie: What?
Mike: Yeah, Marlene brought some crazy boozehound with her, and she's nuts. She's all over me.
Frankie: Well, you be nice to her. Dance with her, ask her questions about herself, be charming. Kiss her on the mouth if you have to. Just get that thing signed. Oh, and grab some bar napkins. We're out of toilet paper.