Mike: Hey, listen, you might have been right about all this social-media stuff.
Axl: Hey, it's cool. You know, it happens to everyone. I remember when I first joined Twitter, it took me like 10 minutes to figure it out.
Mike: Hmm. You know, I may not have to worry about your future so much. You seem like you're doing okay. So that's it? You're not gonna rub my nose in it? Half the Internet's calling me "the diaper dipwad."
Axl: Nah. My dad taught me that when you're right, act like you've been there before.
[As the telephone rings again, Mike pulls the cord out of the wall]