Sue: Brick! Where were you?
Brick: Well, you said go to the library, but on the campus map you gave me, there were 12 libraries, so I just went and stood in front of each one for a little while. Also, I got a burrito.
Sue: Wait, why were you outside?
Brick: Well, they wouldn't let me in without a student I.D. I didn't even get a chance to read a single book. Why didn't you call me?
Sue: You left your phone at home.
Brick: Oh! Right. I took it out 'cause I needed room for my statue of a cowboy made out of bent forks.