Resident Advisor: Hey! You're not allowed to pass out in the lounge.
Sue: [gasps] Oh, I'm not drunk. I'm just sleeping.
Resident Advisor: You got a room for that.
Sue: Actually, no, see, I don't. My... my roommate is a junior, and she has this boyfriend.
Resident Advisor: Yeah, I'm gonna have to write you up.
Sue: But I... but I've never been written up before. Oh, my God. I'm getting written up. No. [retches]
Resident Advisor: Ugh. Freshmen.