Axl: Oh. [answers cellphone] Sue, we've been over this. You do not contact me. I will contact you, and that's only if Mom and Dad are dead.
Sue: I know. I just had one quick question.
Axl: Fine, but before you ask, remember you only get 10 questions for the year.
Sue: Are you serious?
Axl: Now you have nine.
Sue: Okay, okay, okay. Um, you know the I.D. cards we use for meals... Can we use them to buy books? And is the bookstore really crowded the first week?
Axl: Yes, you can, and, no, it isn't. You're down to seven. Lose this number! [hangs up]