Frankie: Come on. This is her day. It's her first day of college.
Mike: No. She's got to learn.
Frankie: All right, you know what? Axl is right. You are going crazy. You know, if you learned to just express an emotion and tell your daughter that you loved her instead of making her shut off the gas lines and plunging toilets, we wouldn't be stranded on the side of the road right now.
Mike: I'm sorry. I guess you're the expert on emotions. Why don't you squeeze out a few more fake-o tears so Sue won't know you're not really sad about her leaving?