Quote from Axl in Mother's Day Reservations
Pat: Well, thank you. So, uh, what did you kids get for your mom? Axl: Oh, actually... Uh... [clicks tongue] It's a coupon book! You're welcome. Frankie: [chuckles] Oh. Aww, look at that. One "won't scratch my junk in front of company." Really? Axl: Happy Mother's Day.