Mike: [on the phone] Yeah, I'm calling 'cause I want to make a reservation for six for this Sunday.
Cashier: For our Mother's Day afternoon tea? Oh, you'll have to do that online.
Mike: Oh, but can't you just do it?
Cashier: We don't take phone reservations.
Mike: But I'm talking to you right now. If... if you don't take reservations, why did you even pick up the phone?
Cashier: To answer questions.
Mike: Okay, here's a question. Can I have a reservation for six this Sunday?
Cashier: No, see, we like to route everybody online. We find it much more convenient that way. Oh, I see someone just took a table for six. Was that you?
Mike: No. I mean, yes. Yep, that was me.
Cashier: I think you'll find it much more convenient to just get online.