Frankie: Oh. See, Mike? That's why I hope. You two have no idea what this means to me. See, that's the way you should be with each other. Focus on the positive stuff, not all the crap like... Like who went to what wedding or who has the better business or that Uncle Dutch taught me how to ride a bike.
Tag: What? You taught my daughter how to ride a bike? Who in the hell teaches another man's daughter how to ride a bike?
Dutch: Could you be happy for just two minutes?
Tag: You're always trying to one-up me. I mean, I learn how to swim, remember? You become a lifeguard. I dated Betty Parker. You dated her better-looking sister.
Dutch: Here we go with the card catalog again. What is it with you? What, do you keep a diary or something?