Frankie: I can't believe you've had another woman against your butt cheek for all these years.
Sue: To think... every time I've taken money out of his wallet, there was another mom lurking in there.
Mike: Look, it doesn't mean anything other than I'm too lazy to clean out my wallet.
Axl: I'm with you, Dad. It's good to have a backup.
Frankie: Look, you should take it out, Mike. That's what people do. What if you got in an accident and they're looking through your wallet and they're like, "Which one is his wife?" "I don't know. Which one is she?" Who do you want picking you up from the hospital?
Mike: Nobody. Just let me die in peace.