Brad: Dad, you've got to kno... Oh, hi, Sue!
Sue: Brad, I just did something so crazy! You'll never guess what!
Brad: [gasps] You dressed up as the opposite gender and went out in public?
Sue: No, even crazier. I stole Darrin's phone.
Brad: [gasps] Okay, I have two questions and one comment. How'd you do it? J'adore that hoodie. It makes your eyes pop. And why'd you steal your boyfriend's phone?