Quote from Frankie in Major Anxiety
Frankie: Axl, what kind of a job do you think you're gonna get as a Buddhist-studies major? Axl: Enh. Cross that bridge when I get to it. Mike: You can't cross what you're living under. Frankie: You're not majoring in Buddhism. Axl: Well, then, what am I supposed to do? You guys don't even have a business I can take over. Frankie: [sighs] Look, Axl, we don't want to tell you what to do. This is about you. You can be anything you want to be. But just make sure you can make a decent salary. Oh, and don't pick something that's gonna get phased out, like video-store clerk or journalist.