Quote from Axl in The Optimist
Olson: What's up, ladies? Axl: Dude, Olson, what happened? You're huge. Hutch: Yeah, it looks like you ate Skinny Olson. Olson: Yeah, well, Coach gave us that big speech that if we want to play next year, we got to bulk up, remember? Axl: Yeah, but we're not getting weighed in until right before Spring Scrimmage. Olson: Which is next week. Axl: I got to buy a calendar.