Axl: So... what happened?
Mechanic: Well, y'all cracked your engine block.
Axl: Hmm. So is that, like, a duct-tape situation? I mean, how much would it cost to fix something like that?
Mechanic: Ah, more than the car's worth.
Axl: Hmm. Here's the thing. Uh... this car was a graduation gift from my parents.
Mechanic: [chuckles] Oh, well, why didn't you say so? I can give you the graduation-gift special.
Axl: Really?
Mechanic: No.