Mike: Where are you gonna put a bacon cheeseburger, onion rings, and a chocolate shake?
Sue: I'm starving! I missed lunch. There was a J-P-la emergency. New freshman transferred in from Muncie. Big transition for him.
Mike: Yeah. I can imagine. What exactly is this J-P-la thing that you do? Your mom has no idea.
Sue: Oh. It's awesome. I mentor the mentors who mentor the freshmen. We're actually doing an assembly on Tuesday about achieving teen excellence. And parents can come. I told Mom about it, and she's checking.
Mike: I'll go.
Sue: Really?!
Mike: Yeah.
Sue: That would be great! But, you know, I'm not just doing it for the assemblies. Yeah, I really do want to help people. But it will look good on the old college application.