Mike: Hey, hey, hey! Look at this!
Jim: Whoa. Are those IU basketball tickets?
Mike: Yeah. Four seats to the Michigan game. Corporate just sent them over to me for going six months without a workplace injury.
Jim: Well, what about when the salt from that pretzel slit my tongue?
Mike: You can submit forms all day, Jim. You're not getting workman's comp.
Jim: Sure. Make light. I still can't drink orange juice.