Sue: My balloon!
Frankie: So, what was that about?
Mike: Well, it... it was nothing. I... heard a noise. [to the dog] You bark at everything else in this house. Where were you on that one?
Axl: Hey, don't be a hero, Dad. Next time there's an intruder, just call the balloon police. They'll come running in with their pins drawn. [chuckles]
Brick: Wait. You thought somebody was breaking in.
Mike: [scoffs] Okay, it's all over. Everything's fine. Go to bed.
Brick: So, you are worried. It can happen here.
Mike: No, it can't. It... You know, this is your fault. You know that? You got all up in our heads with your iPad and your Binging, and you ruined lettuce. Fix him, Frankie. I'm done.
Frankie: What am I supposed to do?