Axl: Please! Let's not overreact here. Look. Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is forgiveness. And in that spirit, Mom and Dad, I'd like to tell you in front of all your family and bosses that...
Marlene: You know what? I put this in the window and you're not shopping? What gives, huh? Is it because I'm divorced?
Mike: What?
Frankie: You and Rusty are divorced?
Marlene: He didn't tell you? He's not a good communicator. That was one of our issues. I mean, not the biggest one. The biggest one was that I slept with his best friend, but certainly top three. [eats mashed potato] This is so good.