Tag: What gives, Mike? You're leaving me hanging out there. I'm throwing you softballs, and you're whiffing it.
Mike: Look, Tag, I don't really want to-
Tag: Okay, here's the deal. New jag. I'm gonna tell them that you borrowed $10,000 from me and can't pay it back, and you're too embarrassed to admit it.
Mike: I'm not gonna say that.
Tag: Then you shouldn't have borrowed the money.
Mike: What?
Tag: I'm just trying to believe my own lie so I can sell it.