Frankie: [v.o.] Orson, Indiana heart of the heartland. Proud home of Little Betty Snack Cakes, the Demolition Derby for the homeless, and the world's largest polyurethane cow. And this year, our little town was turning 100, the Orsontennial, and everybody was super-excited.
Mike: [phone rings] Don't answer it.
Frankie: [o.s.] You have to get it. The machine's broken.
Mike: Then you get it.
Frankie: [o.s.] I'm pooping!